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Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice teaorgreen tea ?"
Answer: " Ceylon tea"
Question: "How would you like it? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored? "
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"

jokes

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffe each morning.

The wife said " You should do it, becoz you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee"

The Husband said "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, becoz that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee"

The wife replied " NO..you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee"

Husband replies, " I can't belive that, Show me"

The wife fetched the Bible and Opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that indeed says......"HEbrews"

Shakespeare says

" LIKE as the WAVES makes towards the PEBBLED shore....,

So do our minitues hasten ti their END..."

Budhi jeevi

"Eni ningalkku chodikkanulla avasaram anu" Budhi jeevi paranju...! Arum thanne onnum Chodichilla...!

Avan enne thatti unarthikkondu Chodyangal chodikkan paranju...Karanam njananallo...classile budhiman...Njanezhunnettu ninnu..Ellarum valiya HOPE ode enne nokki...

thikatti vanna kottuvaya amarthikkondu njan chodichu..."E paripadi eppam kazhiyum....?"

BUdhi jeevi

Collegil seminar nadakkunnu....

Ellavarum Budhi jeeviyude classil attention ayi erikkunnu...njan mathram tension ayum...!

Do you know?

Do you know why India Is in trouble?
Because out of population of 100 crore;
9 crore retired;
30 crore in state gvt; 17 crore in centrel gvt;
[ who don't work]
1 crore in IT profession,
[they don't work for India]
25 crore are under 5 yrs;
15 crore are unemployed;
1.2cr. you can find any time in hospitals;
Statistics says you can find 799,99,998 people any time in jail;
Rest 2 left are you and me....
At present you are busy reading my article on this blog..
So hOw cAn I hAnDlE iNdIa ALONE.........?

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